Things You'd Never Hear Me Say

"You're right, I do have too much black clothes."

"Can you spell that, please?"

"Pass the peanut butter."

"You looked really cute and classy in your mirror pic."

"It's the government's responsibility to create jobs."

"Can we listen to Taylor Swift?"

"Stop writing me letters."

"I don't really want to hear your dream."

"Smoking is hot."

"'Much' and 'many' can be used pretty much interchangeably."

"Ronald Reagan wasn't that great."

"Turn down the music."

"I think truth is a relative thing."

~Stephanie