Monday, February 3, 2014

Acceptable Excuses: College Version

Not only should your friends respond with solemn nods, but your professors should also be required to accept these as legitimate reasons for tardiness and/or crappy work.

- I was deciding between eating and brushing my teeth.
- My suite mate got to the bathroom first.
- I was watching Breaking Bad.
- I forgot it was TTH and not MWF.
- My clothes were in the washing machine. From last night.
- I was writing.
- ...I just really hate this class.


1 comment:

  1. *solemnly nods*

    I also like "I don't know how to get to get of this bed"