Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Lamest Post Ever

Supposedly, if you've seen over 85 of these, you have no life.

Though I really don't need a survey to tell me that I'm lifeless.

{I bolded the movies that I recommend, in case anyone cares.}

() The Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
() Grease 2
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
() Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
() Starsky and Hutch
() Blazing Saddles

Total so far:5

(x) The Neverending Story
() The Neverending Story II
() The Neverending Story III
() Airplane
(x) The Princess Bride
() Willow
(x) Anchorman
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
() Labyrinth

Total so far: 9

(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
() Saw III
() Saw IV
() Saw V
() White Noise
() White Oleander
() Anger Management
() 50 First Dates

Total so far: 11

(X)The Princess Diaries
(X)The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
() Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
() I Know What You Did Last Summer
() I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
(X) The Shining
() Candyman
() Stand By Me

Total so far: 14

(x) Scary Movie
() Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
() American Pie
() American Pie 2
() American Wedding
() American Pie Band Camp

Total so far: 15

(x) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
(x) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
()The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
()The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo

Total so far: 22

() Finding Neverland
() Signs
(x) The Grinch
() The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
() White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
() Robots

Total so far: 25

() Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
() Universal Soldier
() Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
() Kingpin
() Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
() Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights

Total so far: 26

() Joe Dirt
() King Kong (Peter Jackson's version)
(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport to Paris
() Dumb & Dumber
() Dumber & Dumberer
() Halloween (original)
() Surviving Christmas

Total so far: 30

(x) Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
(x)The Ring
()The Ring 2
(x) Flubber
() Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
() Chicago
() Ghost Ship

Total so far: 33

() From Hell
() Hellboy
() Secret Window
() I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
() The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky

Total so far: 33

(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
() Gothika
(x) A Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
() The Mask
() Son Of The Mask

Total so far: 36

() Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Ocean's Thirteen
(x) The Bourne Identity
(x) The Bourne Supremacy
(x) The Bourne Ultimatum

Total so far: 43

(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Pretty in Pink
() Lone Star
() Bedazzled
() Predator
() Predator II
() The Fog (original)
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George

Total so far: 47

(x) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) E.T.
(x) Children of the Corn
() My Boss's Daughter
() Maid in Manhattan
() War of the Worlds

Total so far: 50

() Rush Hour
() Rush Hour 2
() Rush Hour 3
() Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
() She's All That
() Calendar Girls
() Sideways
() Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon

Total so far: 51

(x) Ever After
(x) The Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
() Terminator 2: Judgment Day
() Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
(x) X-Men
(x) X-2: X-Men United
(x) X-Men: The Last Stand

Total so far: 58

(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
()Spider-Man 3
(x) Sky High
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
() Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
() Reign of Fire

Total so far: 63

() The Skulls
() Cruel Intentions
() Cruel Intentions 2
() The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek the Third
() Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th Street (original)
() Old School

Total so far: 67

() The Notebook
() K-Pax
() Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
() The 40-year-old Virgin
(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Total so far: 71

(x) Raiders of the Lost Ark
() Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
() Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
(x) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
() Basketball
() Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() The Devil's Rejects
(x) Elf

Total so far: 74

() Highlander
() Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History X
() Three
() The Jacket
() Kung Fu Hustle
() Shaolin Soccer
() Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic

Total so far: 77

(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
() Shaun Of the Dead
() Willard
() HighTension
() Club Dread
(x) Hulk
() Dawn Of the Dead
() Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Total so far: 81

() 28 Days Later
() Orgazmo
() Phantasm
() Waterworld
() Kill Bill vol 1
() Kill Bill vol 2
() Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
() Kingdom of Heaven
() The Hills Have Eyes (original)

Total so far: 81

() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
() The Last House on the Left
(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedii
() Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
() Ewoks The Battle For Endor

Total so far: 87

() Re-Animator
() Army of Darkness
(x) The Matrix 
() The Matrix Reloaded
() The Matrix Revolutions
() Animatrix
() Evil Dead
() Evil Dead 2
() Team America: World Police
() Ghost town

Total so far: 88

() Red Dragon
() Silence of the Lambs
() Hannibal
() Wall-E
(x) Batman Begins
(x) The Dark Knight
() The Prestige
(x) Cars
(x) Gone With The Wind
(x) Top Gun

Total seen: 93

I am lifeless. Barely-ish.

Are you?



  1. 107

    i feel like it's unfair to say if you've seen a lot of movies you have no life, haha. people who have lived longer have seen more movies, it's just how the world works. right? right.