School assignment: Pick a bunch of random big words and use them in a poem. I picked all "Bs."
To Baffle the Bilious Bureaucracy
To baffle the bilious bureaucracy,
Or maybe to bypass the brig,
Every bumbling billet-doux is balderdash.
Whether they be small or big.
In order to botch all the brackish
Ballistic bores found in the bog,
The brave and blithe young youngsters
Must always begin with a blog.
This big and bodacious beginning
Is always bombarded with brawls.
Although it’s most often benevolent,
The bureaucracy sees that it falls.