To Baffle the Bilious Bureaucracy

School assignment: Pick a bunch of random big words and use them in a poem. I picked all "Bs."

To Baffle the Bilious Bureaucracy

To baffle the bilious bureaucracy,

Or maybe to bypass the brig,

Every bumbling billet-doux is balderdash.

Whether they be small or big.

In order to botch all the brackish

Ballistic bores found in the bog,

The brave and blithe young youngsters

Must always begin with a blog.

This big and bodacious beginning

Is always bombarded with brawls.

Although it’s most often benevolent,

The bureaucracy sees that it falls.

~Stephanie