Found this on Facebook the other day. Too funny not to share XD
How do you decide who to marry?
Alan, age 10: "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Kristen, age 10: "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before and you get to find out later who you're stuck with."
What's the right age to get married?
Camille, age 10: "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Freddie, age 6: "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married."
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
Derrick, age 8: "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
What do most people do on a date?
Lynnette, age 8: "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
Martin, age 8: "On the first date, they usually just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
I actually lol'd.