Monday, May 9, 2011

The Dodge Delta

Thanks for following, Kyrenius and Jamie! {Sorry I can't find your blog...ergh.}

As far as I can tell, there are about three categories of car names. You have animals {Chevy Impala, Jaguar, Ford Pinto}, you have random smooth-sounding nouns {Ford Fusion, Chevy Volt, Nissan Juke} and you have numbers {Ford F150, Mazda 247}.

Then you have the Sequoia, which is a tree. So...whatever.

But there are so many untouched categories available. Why isn't there a food category?

The Ford Tomali
The Chevy Penne
The Nissan Butterbean

Or you could go with actual car part names.

The Chevy Sparkplug
The Dodge CatalyticConverter
The Ford CruiseControl
The Nissan ElusiveHandleUsedforAdjustingtheSeat

Or my personal favorite, Greek letters. That would actually be pretty sweet.

The Toyota Omega
The Ford Epsilon
The Chevy Sigma

It's funny, everything sounds dumb until it's done, you know? I mean, who would have thought to name a car after a little gazelle-thing? {Impala.}

Guess you just never know.


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