Thanks for following, Elizabeth! Sorry I can't find a link to you.
I will never...
wear leggings as pants.
betray the principles of my country.
name my kid Harry.
be in a relationship with a guy whose profile picture is him shirtless.
say "totes adorbs" and mean it.
call Achilles and Patroclus gay.
fully understand the appeal of Chuck Norris jokes.
say, "Who?! Oh. It's only Batman."
hide a music player on Pandora.
spell "Stephanie" with an F.
think Simon Baker is attractive.
Of course, "never" is a very strong word and it would be just like karma to play a joke on me and have me break these. However, come rain or shine or torture or bribery or drunkenness, I can swear one thing for sure:
I will never, ever name my kid Harry.